NOT WORK/CHILD SAFE! (20 min, monologue) Belshazzar the King parties and pays the price; KB creates a time machine and faces the wrath of god; a series of images based on Pat Robertson's vision of "God" leads to Bonk the hunted. Music (all podsafe): Spartacus Roosevelt, "I will do as I am told (Until the rights to me are sold)"; The Consolidated Hand Mouth and Ear Institute, "10".

WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE (22:02, monologue ) This week: not a story per se. Spurred by songs he heard on the Spartacus Roosevelt podcast, KB dives recklessly headlong into the surreal. Notes: An, um, extemporaneous cookie introduction by El Nacho! Following, a stream-of-consious character study. A spurned man at a bar feels like the Cyclops; stumbling from the bar, the road signs seem to speak to him; the contents of his garage have advice for his life; entering into dreamland, a surreal trolley ride; one-sided conversations; surrogate mother; Casey Jones. Voice comment from Sage at Quirky Nomads. Promo: Dismay Music (all permissions obtained): Slepcy "The Ride" (Cock Rock Disco) Aspar "Theme from H1" (PMN) Iron and Wine "Southern Anthem" (Sub Pop)